Tag: Satire

  • Reclusive Industrialist Unveils ‘SolarGate’ System, Will Charge for Sunlight Access

    Reclusive Industrialist Unveils ‘SolarGate’ System, Will Charge for Sunlight Access

    Satellite-mounted louvers can now block the sun from reaching Earth’s surface; company says pricing will be ‘fair and market-driven’

  • A Singular Solution to Recycling

    A Singular Solution to Recycling

    As recycling programs falter and landfills overflow, a small band of Vermont innovators is betting that the answer to humanity’s waste crisis is the most destructive object in the known universe — currently housed in a converted milking parlor outside Fairfield.

  • Hope for ‘Small Dairy’ Farms

    Hope for ‘Small Dairy’ Farms

    The economics of small-scale dairy farming have become untenable for hundreds of Vermont families. But in barns, chicken coops, and converted sugarhouses across the state, a quiet revolution is underway — one that reimagines not just the future of milk, but the very definition of a dairy animal.

  • The Earnest Dispatch

    The Earnest Dispatch

    Artificial Intelligence Threatens Livelihood of Global Phone Scam Industry — Artificial intelligence is claiming jobs once thought immune to automation: in call centers from Mumbai to Manila, the phones are going silent.